teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via slutandthefalconofbagend)

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1 day ago

i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation

where are you paolo

(Source: fehroohz, via superbriefkase)

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1 day ago

Kurt Vonnegut   (via idiotshitbaby)

(Source: seabois, via rachael64)

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
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1 week ago

Oh my goodness. STOP. Everyone just stop. I’m SO tired of all of you treating me this way. 

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1 week ago

gayborhoodwatch:

Alex Gaskarth 
Alex Solidkarth
Alex Liquidkarth

Jack Barakat
Jack Baradog
Jack Barakitten

Rian Dawson
Rian Dawfather
Rian Dawmother

Zack Merrick
Zack Merrgross
Zack Merrew

(via slutandthefalconofbagend)

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